May 2013
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“The Oxford English Dictionary accepts both pronunciations. They are wrong. It is...”
– Steve Wilhite, Creator of the GIF
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conor-cymex:
mydogsnokes:
i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and worthless and they die like really fast. get a girl a rock. rocks are strong. rocks don’t die after 2 days
diamond
the word you’re looking for is diamond
thepensivebrony:
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
poopflow:
a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax
